"McRoll'd"

Not sure why this exists, but here it is anyways.

 Ronald McDonald on cocaine, apparently. 

Norway Does it Better

In the game of Who-is-Most-Deluded, the U.S. thought they were winning with the release of Rebecca Black's "Friday".   Ladies and gentlemen, meet the next contender for Miss Delusional Universe (also propagated by King Donald Trump); Tonje Langeteig, Norway's answer to Ms. Black.

 I think we have a winner.  The self proclaimed "little pretty girl trapped inside a grown-up body" makes it very clear to her audience that she has no intentions of becoming a "crappy housewife", however, offers few elaborating details.  The video also features several Caucasian rappers[?] with spastic body movements who demonstrate their wicked skills by simply repeating lines sung by Langeteig earlier in the video.  The line "I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be a crappy housewife" shows effort, but the lack of additional lyrics shows serious commitment.

  Ultimately, Rebecca Black is a child who couldn't possibly have known any better, while Tonje Langeteig is an adult who has yet to differentiate childhood fantasies from practical reality.

Tonje Langeteig VS Rebecca Black!

Miley Cyrus Continues To Lose Artistic Credibility

I don't know who told Miley Cyrus that it was a good idea for her to perform a cover of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit", but that entire audience should be put six feet under for further encouranging this shameful display.  This is even more embarrassing than watching Fergie perform "Sweet Child O' Mine" alongside Slash at the Superbowl.   Miley wasn't even alive when "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was released in 1991.  She emerged from her mother's cursed womb a year after, in 1992. 

 

I wont lie, I couldn't sit through the entire thing.     My condolences to the family of Kurt Cobain, and anyone else who has been personally affected by this horrifying lack of integrity and utter disrespect for real musicians.

Hayden Panettiere Makes A Fool Of Herself

Why does every actress feel the need to also be a musician?  For that matter, why does everyone in the U.S. think that they posses vocal talents of any respectable degree?  Anyways, Hayden Panettiere released her new song from the movie Hoodwinked Too (just another obnoxious, generic, piece of  Pixar cultural pollution).

I used to be a Hayden fan, until that crying dolphin debacle in Japan, but I have now lost any glimmer of respect for her. 

Here's the dolphin video I mentioned.  It gets good about 23 seconds in.

I'm guessing that you now consider her to be an idiot, as I do.